The Daily Life of the Immortal King - Chapter 1146 - Evil Sword God's Original Body

Everyone knew that Evil Sword God’s original body was his eye shadow.

Without eye shadow, he was a scaredy-cat; with eye shadow, he was a sh*t-stirrer…

This eye shadow personality transformation was something General Bai had seen with his own eyes. It had to be said that Evil Sword God with eye shadow on was indeed powerful. Moreover, from what General Bai could see, Evil Sword God’s sword skills were almost on par with General Yi’s.

Given how remarkable the sword skills of these two disciples were, Sword Immortal Fan Rui as their shifu shouldn’t have any regrets; the only pity was that Evil Sword God had been too radical in his cultivation, which caused his mind to be devoured and turned him into this, and led to the shocking murder of his shifu.

At this thought, General Bai sighed inwardly as he used a cold flame to burn eye shadow over Evil Sword God’s eyes.

Very quickly, Evil Sword God’s gaze turned sharp.

Everyone knew that the belligerent Evil Sword God was back.

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Naturally, the different personalities had different memories.

Evil Sword God looked at these familiar profile pics projected in the air, the past vivid in his mind, and he sneered. “Forgive me for being blunt, but I don’t believe anyone here would be troublesome opponents.” He folded his arms with a face full of confidence and laughed disdainfully at these profiles.

Then, he pointed at one of them.

[Criminal Profile]

[Name: Ballistic Aunty – Han Wuye]

[Warrant Level: Red 2A Warrant]

[Character overview: A wanted member of the Dark Network. Given the nickname Golden Instant Noodles Hair Ballistic Aunty. An obese glutton. On the international wanted list for robbing banks in eighty-two countries. Dubbed the world’s most ruthless and cold-blooded robber. She won’t leave even a single penny behind wherever she goes, and everyone who sees her real face is brutally killed.]

[Abilities: Famous for Eight Immortals Devour. Ballistic Aunty can turn her stomach into a small world, and for a short period of time, create a black hole to devour the people or objects around her. Any living thing that is sucked in is instantly ripped apart. This spatial magic is extremely tricky to deal with.]

[Cause of death: Died tragically after being sliced to pieces by sword qi during an international organization’s peacekeeping mission.]

“What about her?” asked General Bai.

He still had some impression of this person.

Back then, Han Wuye had committed a lot of crimes in Huaxiu nation, and she fled by sea as she swam to a neighbouring country, and vanished without a trace.

She went on the run for many years after that as she committed numerous robberies in various countries. When General Bai next received news on her, Han Wuye was already dead.

“The fact is that Han Wuye died at my hands.” Evil Sword God laughed coldly. “Death was too good for this fat old woman.”

“Died at your hands?” General Bai, the Old Devil and Master of Immortal Mansion were all taken aback.

“My plan back then was to sneak into the peacekeeping force to look for the number one expert there. In the end, I just so happened to run into Han Wuye.” Evil Sword God said, “She saw through my disguise and picked a fight with me herself.”

“What happened…”

“She asked me if she was beautiful. I said that there wasn’t anything beautiful about a fat, oily pork intestine like her. She then wanted to fight me.” Evil Sword God tsked. “She clearly wasn’t my match, but she still insisted on fighting me. I cut out her tongue so that she couldn’t perform Eight Immortals Devour, and then I chopped off her thigh, and then I chopped…”

“Slow down.” General Bai found it hard to digest all of a sudden.

This plot development…

…was a little peculiar.

“It wasn’t just this Ballistic Aunty; I see a lot of familiar faces here who died under my sword.” Evil Sword God then casually tapped on several profiles.

[Criminal Profile]

[Name: Edward Origen]

[Warrant Level: Red 3A Warrant]

[Character overview: A wanted member of the Dark Network. Due to an innate ability to turn his body into colored glass, he can blend into his surroundings. Given the nickname Human Chameleon. Has the powerful ability to disguise himself. Recognized by the international hitmen circle for plotting a number of assassinations.]

[Abilities: Colored glass physique, assassination skills, etc.]

[Cause of death: Failed a hitman operation. Suspected of being killed by his target instead, with one shot to the head.]

“This person was famous in the hitmen circle. I was very curious about him at the time, and so hired him to kill me. In the end, I was sorely disappointed. I didn’t expect this guy to actually be so weak.” Evil Sword God sighed

General Bai, the Old Devil and Master of Immortal Mansion: “…”

[Criminal Profile]

[Name: King of Iron Wings Song Xihe]

[Warrant Level: Red 4A Warrant]

[Character overview: A wanted member of the Dark Network. Viewed as the biggest threat to Ultimate King of Killers’s position as the Dark Network’s number one expert. Removed his own ribs at a young age and refined them into iron wings for his back. Has strong defensive and counter-offensive abilities. Known as King of Iron Wings, and was indestructible!

[Abilities: Iron Wing Attack Technique, Iron Wing Illusion Technique, Iron Wing Spear, etc.]

[Cause of death: Died tragically with the soles of his feet pierced with sword qi in a suspected revenge attack.]

Evil Sword God: “You really can’t blame me for this person’s death – he just had such an obvious opening. What use is it surrounding yourself like a metal bucket? Didn’t he die anyway when my sword qi pierced the soles of his feet? Ultimate King of Killers actually viewed him as a rival – what a joke.”

General Bai, the Old Devil and Master of Immortal Mansion: “…”

General Bai took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down. “Take a look at these people and tell me how many of them you killed.”

“Except for the three people before, let me have a look at the others.”

Evil Sword God gazed at the page and started to count how many of these Dark Network wanted criminals he had killed, looking as excited as if he were counting medals. “This guy, this guy and this guy… It still makes me excited when I think about the fright on their faces when I killed them. They boasted day in and day out how great they were, but they still died under my sword.”

A few minutes later, he was done counting.

General Bai counted the number of people on the list.

There were over one hundred dangerous Dark Network wanted criminals in the database who were already deceased, and thirty-four of these experts, which was one third of them, had died at Evil Sword God’s hands.

All these years, Evil Sword God had wielded his peerless sword qi in his search for opponents. Although he had committed plenty of senseless murders, he had in fact indirectly punished a lot of criminals who had been on the run.

On the other side, Evil Sword God’s face brimmed with excitement. “They’re all just small fry. If I can kill them once, I can kill them twice!”

Looking at the list in his hand, General Bai had very complicated feelings…

The Old Devil had committed so many crimes largely because he wanted to find his wife, Maiya. Asking him to recall the moment they parted for eternity was no doubt rubbing salt into the wound, but General Bai had a faint feeling in his gut.

He had a feeling that the matter of the Old Devil and his wife might have something to do with Zaomen Rokuro.

“My wife Maiya and I grew up together. She was a member of the peacekeeping force,” the Old Devil said.

A female peacekeeper?

General Bai never expected the Old Devil’s wife to have such an identity. Female peacekeepers were rare to begin with. Peacekeeping abroad was somewhat more complicated and fraught with danger. Although there were female peacekeepers, the gender ratio was limited, and most female peacekeepers did medical aid work.

This absolutely wasn’t discrimination. It was just that the work was different. The main thing was that organizations were still protective of women. Peacekeeping was very dangerous work, and if it wasn’t because women had strong wills, organizations usually wouldn’t specially set up female peacekeeping troops.

After all, charging and breaking through enemy lines was still left to the hot-blooded, rough and tumble men.

General Bai had never heard the Old Devil speak about his wife before. Hearing now about her identity as a peacekeeper, he was a little amazed. There were so many of them, however, and General Bai couldn’t remember them all.

“Was her codename Maiya?” General Bai asked.

“No, her peacekeeper codename was Moon,” the Old Devil said.

General Bai was astonished. “It was her?”

Moon was a famous peacekeeper general from more than a thousand years ago who had been missing ever since they lost contact with her during an operation. It wasn’t until five hundred years ago that Huaxiu Alliance officially verified her death.

It was said that a foreign peacekeeping force discovered a finger bone which DNA tests confirmed belonged to Miss Maiya. But it had been in a very strange place; it was discovered in an abandoned Daoist temple.

Because it had been too long ago, no one knew what happened… What everyone did know was that five muddy footprints had been found inside the temple.

Someone had struck a killing blow when Miss Maiya had been on the verge of death.

This was the analysis the experts came up with after they investigated the scene.

In short, this case caused a sensation back then, but it was so long ago that almost all traces at the scene had been swept away with the passage of time.

Of course, the biggest mystery in this case was where the rest of Miss Maiya’s bones were, since only a finger bone had been found in the Daoist temple.

“The finger bone remains an unsolved peacekeeping case. Unfortunately, given how much time had passed, no one knows exactly what happened.” General Bai sighed. “I remember Moon… oh, no, it’s Miss Maiya. She was the captain of Peacekeeping Team Six. Her performance was outstanding, and she won many battles. This case caused quite a stir. I once sent out three squads and no less than a hundred people to investigate the incident, but we didn’t find anything.”

“This matter is indeed odd. I don’t blame you, general.” The Old Devil sighed. “My venerable self has been searching for my wife’s whereabouts all this time, but I still haven’t found anything so far.”

“There will be a breakthrough one day.” Countless thoughts flashed through General Bai’s mind. He had never expected the Old Devil to actually be Moon’s boyfriend.

This devotion was indeed touching. However, a crime was a crime. The Old Devil would still need to continue on this path of redemption. Sympathy wouldn’t get him a reduced punishment; that would be showing contempt for the laws of the cultivation world.

General Bai kept this thought in mind. That incident back then was also a thorn in his flesh; he, too, was looking forward to the day when the thorn could be removed.

He composed himself and the meeting continued. General Bai turned his eyes to the Master of Immortal Mansion and Evil Sword God on the other side, who were also lost in thought.

“Does anyone here look familiar to you?”

“This one,” the Master of Immortal Mansion said as he pointed to a dark-skinned young man with a very distinctive hairstyle.

This guy had an afro.

“Li Modi.” General Bai tapped on the man’s profile and read up on the young afro man’s background.

This was a Dark Network expert who died three hundred years ago. Back then, he had been given the nickname Explosion Demon Li Modi. His “Mine Technique” was very troublesome and astonishing. Anything he touched would become a bomb, and would explode at the slightest jostle. Li Modi could be said to be unbeatable in those days because it was impossible to tell if he had touched something before… As for his death, it had been completely unexpected.

“Is Li Modi dead, too?” the Old Devil asked.

“Indeed he is, and as for the cause of his death… Look for yourselves.” General Bai clicked open the file.

Li Modi (cause of death): Suffered from dementia in his later years, and forgot that the things he touched had turned into bombs. Died after accidentally detonating bombs he had buried.

He actually forgot…

The Old Devil, the Master of Immortal Mansion and Evil Sword God were all lost for words at this cause of death.

But the point Evil Sword God focused on was even stranger. “Cultivators can also suffer dementia?”

“There is now medicine to treat dementia, but Li Modi… back then, he was wanted all over the world and was on the run all the time, so he missed the best medical window to be treated. Also, he liked being on his own, so he didn’t have anyone with him. When his illness flared up, not only did he forget the bombs he had set, he even forgot to take his medicine.”

The Master of Immortal Mansion said, “I once fought him in my intrinsic spirit field; he turned my swords into bombs, and blew up several of my beloved spirit swords!”

General Bai also noted this down. “If he has been resurrected, he will indeed be difficult to deal with.”

No one knew more about explosions than he did, as Explosion Saint.

He was world-famous for his mastery with explosions. This Mine Technique was in fact a technique which General Bai had developed back then. However, it was too lethal and dangerous, and General Bai had destroyed his design.

Even General Bai himself never expected that Li Modi would actually use a technique he designed…

Of course, General Bai didn’t rule out the possibility that Li Modi had developed the Mine Technique on his own. Once you grasped the basics, all spells and techniques in the world were the same. Li Modi was also an explosion expert, so it wasn’t that surprising that he could come up with the theory behind the Mine Technique.

“It’s your turn.” After General Bai wrote down Li Modi’s name, he turned his eyes to Evil Sword God.

Evil Sword God pointed to a young man with an unusual shamate hairstyle. “This guy looks familiar. I think I’ve fought him before. He also wears eye shadow.”

General Bai took a deep breath. “Of course he looks familiar… Because he’s you…”

Evil Sword God, with his eye shadow on, was also one of the Dark Network’s Red 3S-Class wanted criminals…

But when a foreign cultivation peacekeeping force caught an expert swordsman who similarly wore eye shadow during a mission, they had mistaken him for Evil Sword God.

The truth was that the man was just a copycat criminal, who reportedly was a fan of Evil Sword God…

Unfortunately, there was a huge difference between the dream idol and the real person.

Who knew how that fan who had been caught in Evil Sword God’s place back then would feel if he ever saw this Evil Sword God who turned into a simpleton without his eye shadow…